Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Why Bayelsa Corps Members Are Unique


Just as there are graduates among graduates, there are also ‘corpers’ among ‘corpers’ and the ‘Bayelkopa’ – corps member serving in Bayelsa State is a distinguished figure who stretches to his full height and stands shoulders high above her contemporaries. Before getting provoked to shove this piece aside, just hold your peace, let me tell you why.
Bayelsa State is an admixture of contrasting variables. For instance, the state is blessed with so much money and so much water; whilst the former is in less circulation, the latter is in abundance. This, among other factors contributes significantly to the exceptionality of the Bayelkopa. Due to the dynamic and difficult terrain of Bayelsa State, the Bayelkopa is naturally faced with mountainous challenges in his first few months of resumption for national service. Some of these challenges include the fear of spending hours on a speedboat to go across the Atlantic Ocean heading for an island to serve the nation; challenges of poor allowance amidst high living standard and so on. Funny enough, these multi – faceted coefficients of distraction start threatening the Bayelkopa right from when he gets his call up letter! This is the period where the boys pack up and seek greener pastures around their comfort zones via redeployment, leaving the true men on stage. But before the service year expires, the Bayelkopa who has endured the race to the finish line can boast of being armed to the teeth with first class intuition on practical ways to turn waste to wealth and to mine wine from even swine.
At different times during his/her service year, every Bayelkops takes up different roles; these include the Bayelkopa as a teacher, as an entrepreneur, as a manager/administrator/leader and as a counsellor. He would pass for the proverbial ‘jack of all trades...’, but in this case, master of all. All these roles expose raw creativity and leave the Bayelkopa better than he/she was and invariably shoots them far ahead of their contemporaries in other states if the testimony of ex-Bayelkopa is anything to go by.
The Bayelkopa as a Teacher: Teachers they say are readers and readers are leaders. This is the first add – on for most Bayelkopas as they are sent to schools to build Nigeria within the four walls of classrooms. The teaching profession builds a viable foundation for clarity of thoughts/rationalizations and breeds consciousness in the teacher. These attributes are basically fundamental for leaders and managers of human and material resources; little wonder the President of this country and many other key public office holders one held chalks to the board in classrooms. The Bayelkopa is on the queue. While other states post corps members to choice offices with maximum comfort and less creativity, Bayelsa State ensures that about 98% of Bayelkopas are deployed to schools, to build leaders and leadership in them.
Bayelkopa as an entrepreneur: Unlike other states where corps members earn good money effortlessly from their places of primary assignments, the Bayelkopa is posted to a school where most often, he may even have to contribute part of his own meager pay to uplift the school. But one advantage he has is the fact that school hours elapse as early as 2pm thus leaving him with time to engage in other personal ventures. In this light, most Bayelkopas explore their creativities by tapping into the virginity of the green glory land Bayelsa. Corps members in this state do all forms of dignified entrepreneurial ventures ranging from communication businesses through retailing to supply of goods and execution of contracts related to their field of study. The ability to identify a need and provide it is the secret of financial breakthrough. Corps members smile home with the meager allowances they officially collect in Bayelsa State because they actually turn into a seed that meets basic need of the public, thereby creating a multi – facetted stream of income there from. This is the major reason why it is said that ex – bayelkopas hold sway over the economic climate and entrepreneurship base of Bayelsa State.
Bayelkopa as an administrator/Manager: the Bayelkopa’s administrative and management skill is seen in the execution of CDS project which form the NYSC secondary assignment. In Bayelsa state, projects executed by corps members on individual basis range from construction of blocks of classrooms to water supply facilities, Construction of public toilets, clinics, libraries, laboratories, bus stops, donation of health materials to deserving beneficiaries, donation of books and writing materials to schools, computers and computer accessories, provision of free medical care services, mass literacy campaigns, public enlightenment and sensitization rallies, women and youth empowerment via skill acquisition trainings and a host of other laudable initiatives. It takes an astute manager of resources and a skilful administrator to be able to initiate, plan, execute and maintain these kinds of projects. The Bayelkopa indeed deserves kudos for this.
Which one do we say, which do we leave; is it the bayelkopa’s role as a counselor and adviser to his students and the staff in his place of primary assignment, or is it about his humility in service by accepting to risk his life through the daunting waves of the ocean to serve his nation in a community where he losses contact with his kind of people and may not even see a tarred road for a whole of one year? Other states may have daring situations similar to these, but believe it or not, this deal is real and is definitely a different ball game.
The Bayelkopa having hazarded himself through these cataclysmic phenomena is a ready – made material loaded with the capacity to transform the fortune of any establishment to unimaginable heights. In addition to service and humility, he has the invaluable virtues of resourcefulness, industriousness and adaptability.

By Salifu Emmanuel

HUMAN CONNECTEDNESS: THOSE DAYS AND THESE DAYS.


When I picked up my pen to write, I had no idea what to write about. My mind was as blank as a Tabular rasa, but as I sat there thinking, my phone vibrated. It was a call from my sister. We chatted for a while about everything and anything we could think of. After the call, an idea came to my mind and I decided to put it down in writing. After my conversation with my sister, I realized how, in a very few minutes, one could easily stay connected to family and friends no matter how faraway one is, and one word came to my mind –Technology.
Then, my mind travelled down memory lane, and I remembered how messages were conveyed in the past. In the village setting, a Town crier, who is seen and heard by the villagers, delivered the messages from the palace; a child is sent to deliver messages to relatives and friends by the parents; or the parent(s) paid a visit to the relative or friend to deliver messages personally. In this setting, everyone knew everybody by name. Therefore, there was that communal love and connectedness which they shared among one another. As a little girl, my mother would send me on errands to deliver messages to her friends, relatives and neighbours on a daily basis, and for as many trips back and forth as she deemed necessary. Honestly, it was not as if I enjoyed those errands…, but those back and forth errands helped us to be connected to our relatives, friends and neighbours.
Also, I remembered the medium used in sending messages to those who lived far away. Letters were written and posted and it took weeks and sometimes months for these letters to travel to their destinations. Also during wedding and birthday celebrations, invitations were printed and given to invited guests, who in turn showed up in their ‘Sunday Sunday best’ with gifts to grace the occasion. My mind also wandered to those days when banks used to be over- crowded on Fridays because of the rush to get a little cash to survive the weekend – how petty thieves and high-way robbers had a field day as they robbed families in the ‘safety’ of their homes and business men and traders on the high-way. I smiled when I remembered how debtors used the excuse of weekends and public holidays to escape the payment of their debts. Then, I said to myself ‘those days are gone…’   
 These days, however, in a globalised society with accelerated rate of technological development, there is a serious, yet not so easily noticeable, breakdown of the type of human connection that enhances true communality. These days, a simple one minute phone call or a text message has cut children off from playing the role of middlemen conveying messages and connecting families and friends. Post office boxes now house spiders and cockroaches instead of letters, as people have found a quicker and more efficient way of sending their messages to friends and family who live far away- through Phone calls, text messages and e-mails.  
            One cannot argue successfully that the modern day technology, especially the computerized gadgets have their advantages, but studies have shown that our human connectedness and personal relationships suffer. With the increasing use of mobile phones, and the craze for blackberry, i-pads and other more sophisticated phones and gadgets, people hardly look up these days to say ‘hi’ or respond to a greeting, as they are always hunched and deeply engrossed in browsing and ‘pinging’. Face to face interaction is slowly phasing out as people do not really need to see each other to converse. People also go about plugged into their ear phones and i-pods, shutting out the world, that you can hardly find anyone to ask for directions.
            These days, wedding and birthday invitations are sometimes sent to invited guests through text messages. Guests may also either choose to attend if they wish or send their ‘congratulatory messages’ through the same medium. Birthday cards and Frames have suddenly become outdated, instead; their inscriptions are turned into text messages that can instantly be received by the celebrant from any part of the world. Without doubt, our connectedness to ourselves is silently dwindling and the divide is growing even deeper.
            Remember that queue in the banks on Fridays? It’s gone. No, it’s not ‘abracadabra’, it’s called ATM and abandoned withdrawal booklets. People are not even aware of that renovation done in the bank three months ago, or the new cashier that was employed three weeks ago because they hardly step into the banks these days. With the ATM, there is no cashier to customer interaction, no weekends and no public holidays. Imagine how disappointed debtors are now that they no longer have any excuse not to pay their debts. Frustration has also become the order of the day for thieves and armed robbers as there are no cash to be whisked away because nobody keeps huge amount of money at home and travelers travel with their ATM cards.
             These days, they have resorted to ATM fraud and internet fraud called Yahoo Yahoo in order to survive. They sit in the comfort of their homes with their laptops – no human contact or gun needed- and rob ‘magas’ of hug sums of money. Also, these days, people transact their businesses from the comfort of their homes with phone calls or/and e-mails.
            As my mind went through all these scenarios, I realized that our lack of connectedness these days is caused by our consumerism and materialism, based on a strong capitalist system which evidently reduces connections. Then I remembered the saying “No man is an island…” and I said to myself ‘Those days are truly gone! I dropped my pen wondering what the future holds for our human connectedness.
                                                                                    
                                                                                                Udi Eseoghene Juliana
                                                                                                BY/11A/0462

MORE MONEY, MORE COST


Your phone gives a message tone. You open the message and discover it's an alert sms from your bank informing you of payment of nineteen thousand and eight hundred naira. What goes through your mind suddenly? ‘Ah thank God, now I go fit go pepperoni’ or ‘I could take that girl on a date now’. What about buying some new clothes and shoes, visiting a hot spot, increasing call units and for those of us who are trustworthy, paying back those they owe.
It was a thing of joy, when the president had formally announced the increment of corpers salaries from nine thousand to its present amount, nearly one hundred percent increment. Even when it was paid into accounts, some could not believe it. So, now that we have money and the Nigerian government has taken a leap to encourage our services towards the nation, what will our spending culture be like? Would we become wiser or foolish?
Now that our salaries are higher, it is important that we keep a check on ourselves so as not be among the foolish ones. Here are some tips. First of all, if possible, maintain the culture as was before increment. This may seem impossible, but it would be worth it if you could just pretend that the other ten thousand and three hundred naira did not exist.
Another thing is to differentiate from your wants and needs. Needs are things we cannot do without; wants are desired. It is agreed that as we advance in life, some wants tend to become needs to get to our desired destination. However, we must work within the confines of our budget constraints.
Avoid claiming Mr. or Miss Rich Kid. We deliberately entertain our friends in a luxurious manner when they visit. Some of us just like to be seen as that girl or guy who has money. Also, even if you do want to take someone out, perhaps your fiancé or even have a little get-together, the parties involved could donate money instead of the cost burden being on one person.
In the area of clothes, no matter how many clothes or shoes we buy (especially women), we’ll always more. The question isn’t if the clothes enough, the question is how do we maintain these ones that we have to make them last longer and still have that nice look? Using the right cleaning and handling methods for clothes go a long way in ensuring their durability. For example, shirts are not to be washed with detergents but body soaps. Suits are meant to be dry-cleaned and soft materials are meant to be ironed at a low temperature. Gather more information on proper maintenance of clothes from Google.
Another hole that also empties the pockets of most ladies is hair styling. Some go as far spending N6000 on a hairstyle that could last for just three weeks to a month. This is lavish spending and your pocket size cannot accommodate such an expense at the moment. Instead, why not go for cheaper but nice looking hairstyles. Funny enough, not all the best hair stylists have salons and big shops at the plazas. Some may stay in wooden shacks but when their hands get to work, you would be amazed. Rather than spending three to four thousand on attachments and weave-ons, why not style with your own hair. After all, you do have hair.
Also, try limiting your outings. This may be tough, but it is true. Too much adventures on a little amount of money is not reasonable and will suck you dry. This doesn’t mean you should stay in your house all day, but do draw a line between places that could be overlooked and places that are necessary to go to. For example, the zonal office when called upon, church, your place of primary assignment, CDS meetings and NYSC related events are all necessary. However, a party is not.
In terms of food, cooking is much cheaper than buying from restaurants everyday. This is because, you can be tempted to buy more than necessary at a restaurant but while in your residence, you are limited to what you have. However, you could spice up your food to give you that lush feeling, but do this once in a while.
One thing that man can never get enough of is money and this includes corps members. With more money, comes more costs and it is almost inevitable. But we all must know that income is equals to expenditure plus savings. As corps members, it would be foolish not to have anything set aside for the rainy day, spending it all makes us no different from the person who did not go to school. Now that you have more, how will you manage it to accommodate you for a whole month?

CHINONSO DANIELLA EDEH
BY/11B/0665

Socialising; the Truth about Camp


Someone once said, the earth is like a jungle and every human has her own place in it. This does not mean that human beings are animals, but that every human being has characteristics similar to a particular animal’s behavioral features. If you were to be an animal, which one would best align to your behavior? Please note, the question is not which one you would like to be but which animal best replicates your characteristics. Be objective while answering this question.
No man is an island. One person may possess the greatest ideas, but he needs to get people who understand his ideas in order for them to come true. None of us can exist alone, we need people for everything. This Jungle can also be replicated at the camp. Usually, every batch during an orientation period is nothing less than one thousand and five hundred graduates who are all from different backgrounds and possess distinct behavioral characteristics.
Immediately you enter the camp, the search for a familiar face or a friendly person begins. Sometimes, it is for the wrong reasons, other times it’s because we are lonely. If you are fortunate and positive about life, you will get to meet people who think like you while on camp. Occasionally, in a magical moment, we find the right person. It could be from the Community Development Service (CDS) groups we are likely to join or even our room mates or various platoons. What is important is that we are not alone and that we have someone to mingle with.
The camping activities have made socializing a lot easier. There are only ten platoons at the camp and everyone is divided amongst the ten with the last digit of your registration number being same as your platoon number. For example, BY/11B/0620 having the last digit 0 is in platoon 10. Every platoon must compete in the inter platoon competition in a series of activities and only one will emerge winner. Also, CDSes provide a huge platform for social interaction. In the jungle, animals prefer to run with their own kind, but for humans, they run with people who they think like or are aspiring to think like.
Unlike animals, humans are influenced by those who they do not even think like or want to think like by constant interaction with them. The saying, evil communication corrupts good manners is needed here. Though everyone at the camp is a graduate, not everyone graduated properly in the school of morals, and even positive mindedness. Be careful not be wrongly socialized.
On the other hand, things take a leap when you find yourself in good company and amongst those who push you towards your dreams. They may be hard to find at first, but being you is the key to finding true friends. CDSes are a good way of making friends. Since they are joined voluntarily, it is most likely that up to 75 percent of members of that group share its objective. If its objective aligns or falls within your life’s mantra, it means you have found a place where most people may think like you do. That is not to say that there are those who will be displaced even if they belong to that group and like every team, there are active players and passive players. It is in this, that you will see who is really who.
Now we’ve dealt with the outside, what about finding out whom really these people are? You cannot come to a reasonable conclusion within just three weeks. Although, there is room for exception, issues concerning friendship must not have caution thrown into the wind. You have to take time to constantly observe people and test them, not to exploit their weaknesses, but to know who they truly are. Socialising also gives us time to find out who we ourselves really are. You would be shocked what other people think of you, especially sometimes when their opinions are completely different from what you thought yourself to be.
Like everything we do in life, we must involve people. We can’t do without them. Sadly, some of us enter the camp alone and leave alone. What a total waste of three weeks! Those set of people will definitely have problems when it comes to networking. You’ve got to be a baby before becoming an adult. If you can’t build friendships, how can you ensure successful business relationships? If you see yourself as a shy person or a loner, see the camp as a place to build yourself. Take up duties you normally wouldn’t and try to spark up a conversation even if you aren’t sure how the next person would respond. The only way to overcome being shy, is to talk. You must face your worst fear, whether it’s talking to people or acting on a stage and the camp is a good head start.
Love and man are almost the same, because man was created in love. No wonder we all search for it, sometimes in the wrong ways and from the wrong places. But the fact is we all want to be loved. Talking, learning, understanding, laughing and being with people is all part of life and no one should be denied that. Socialize its all part of the camp life too.


CHINONSO DANIELLA EDEH
BY/11B/0665